dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
tell me about the fingering
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