Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I need to calm my uterus...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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