found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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