So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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