ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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