i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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