K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
the raccoons are back...
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