Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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