we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
