everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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