yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have aggressive nipples.
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