What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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