real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Me too!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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