I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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