Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i think my cat just said my name.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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