Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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