Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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