no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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