I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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