you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Randomize
