windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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