you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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