When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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