Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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