i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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