; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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