question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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