Do vagina's smell?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
