Only a mothe r could love this liver
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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