Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
They have beer where we have blood.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
