So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
