I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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