It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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