oh god the rape fog is back!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she pinky promised me she was 18
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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