I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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