we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
