I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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