Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have already put on my inside pants.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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