Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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