**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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