So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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