She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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