i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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