Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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