North Korea, Best Korea!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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