That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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