I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
she woke up with a sticky ear
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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