your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Found your dick twin last night
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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