My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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