May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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