the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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